DISTRESSED BEEPING
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms
except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem



Suction warlock
don the piss robe
+6 stealth
-8 charisma
pisslord
it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again
Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.






